Monday, May 25, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Our New Dog Rocks


  1. He's soft and fluffy
  2. Very, very quiet
  3. Doesn't have bodily functions
  4. Food and water not required
  5. Kids can wrestle him without being bitten
  6. Doesn't have to go outside for any reason
  7. No motion sickness on car rides
  8. Baths are not necessary
  9. No slobbery licking
  10. No crotch sniffing

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